The Doors to Hell
One day, when rodin, the norse god was feeling a
little miffed with the rise of a particular new religion, he decided to
take its doors to hell and place them on earth so people could go to hell,
whenever they wished. Unfortunately, he didn't realise that the doors couldn't
be opened which was bad in that people couldn't inspect pugatory as planned,
but good in that hell was put off limits for sentient beings, and so made
a farce of that particular new religion.
